Gathers puns about acrobats, children, politicians, food, business, television, animals, and sports
Author: Art Moger
From the author of "Complete Pun Book" comes an all new collection. Here, readers will find a hilarious abundance of pun-ishment for the millions who can't resist giving a word or phrase a twist--and ammunition for many occasions from movie, TV and theater wags; from the wits of Wall Street and Washington; the gems from poets and pundits and some of the bottom-of-the-barrel crumbs! Introduction by Bob Hope. **Lightning Print On Demand Title
The World's Best Collection of Puns (according to a guy on the internet) is a collection of puns and beautifully crafted play on words that will make you chuckle, laugh, groan and roll your eyes-and all at the same time.
Author: Miss Punstar
The World's Best Collection of Puns (according to a guy on the internet) is a collection of puns and beautifully crafted play on words that will make you chuckle, laugh, groan and roll your eyes-and all at the same time. Sit back and enjoy almost 400 classic memorable lines in this pocket-rocket giggles-galore book.
This book may as well exist in anti gravity, because you ll find it almost impossible to put down!
Author: Alison Westwood
Publisher: Canary Press
Category: Plays on words
In today's busy world, where text-speak seems to be the prevalent form of written English, and the average teenager can barely form a proper sentence without using the numbers '4' or '8' as substitutes for letters, is the pun becoming an endangered species? As a society we have come to regard wordplay as old-fashioned, obvious humour, because it hinges simply on one word having multiple definitions, spellings or sound-a-likes. It may not be controversial, edgy or even topical, but it actually takes a great deal of skill, wit and general knowledge to come up with a decent pun not everyone can do it. THE LITTLE BOOK OF PUNS explores the dying art of paronomasia and gives us a taste of the very best wordplay history has to offer. It harks back to the heady days when intelligence was measured at dinner parties rather than behind a school desk, when people still wrote letters instead of emails and actually read newspapers instead of checking out a website. This book may as well exist in anti gravity, because you ll find it almost impossible to put down!
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Author: Lefd Designs
If you're a pun loving Christmas fan then you will have the most punderful time of the year reading the best naughty and nice Christmas puns! This book is the perfect gift for any pun lover or someone who just loves Christmas snow much! Featuring 30 vibrant cartoon Christmas puns that will make you so excited you might wet your plants!
Featuring 30 coloring pages, each with a clever Christmas pun. This is a perfect Christmas coloring book for adults as well as kids, or just anyone who loves a good Christmas pun. You will have snow much pun coloring in this festive season!
Author: LEFD Designs
If you love Christmas, puns and coloring in, then you will have the most punderful time of the year coloring in the best naughty and nice Christmas puns this silly season! Featuring 30 coloring pages, each with a clever Christmas pun. This is a perfect Christmas coloring book for adults as well as kids, or just anyone who loves a good Christmas pun. You will have snow much pun coloring in this festive season! If that sounds like you, or you're just looking for that perfect Christmas gift, then be sure to grab a copy today! The punny, 'Christmas Puns Coloring Book' features 30 original, hand drawn illustrations and background patterns created by LEFD Designs. Each image is printed on large 8x10 inch crisp white paper with a blank page on the back of each to ensure that there is no bleed through to the other side. The relaxing and stress reliving coloring pages are great for all skills levels and make a perfect gift or stocking stuffer for those who love to color in! From the creators of The Punny Book Collection consisting of the hilariously sarcastic, 'The Smart Ass Book of Puns', the adorably romantic, 'Purrfectly Sweet Puns for Tweethearts' and the festively punny, 'The Naughty and Nice Book of Christmas Puns' comes 'Christmas Puns Coloring Book'! Be sure to add this book to your coloring collection today! For more information, see www.lefddesigns.com
" - Reader’s Favorite "This is a very funny book" - Red City Review Jokes include: When I’m in the kitchen with my wife and I ask her for the sieve, she always throws it at me. She’s pass-sieve aggressive.
Author: Nick Jones
Publisher: Full Media Ltd
Gagged and Bound is a riotous, rapid-fire collection of over 500 original gags written by pun-loving jokesmith Nick Jones. With a mixture of witty one-liners, playful puns and dubious dad jokes, coupled with some great visual gags illustrated by Tiffany Sheely, Gagged and Bound will leave you grinning like a maniac – so probably best not to read it while travelling on public transport. "It’s what it says on the tin: a succession of one-liners, puns and dad jokes going at your laughing muscles in a joyously pell-mell, headlong way. It’s irresistible." - The Bookbag "I would recommend this book to anyone looking for a joke book that’s varied and full of easy one-liners." - Reader’s Favorite "This is a very funny book" - Red City Review Jokes include: When I’m in the kitchen with my wife and I ask her for the sieve, she always throws it at me. She’s pass-sieve aggressive. What happens when herbs get into debt? They receive a visit from the bay leaf. Every dog has its day. It’s called International Dog Day. I’ve written a self-help book for people trying to lose weight but it hasn’t been very successful. It’s called Help Yourself.
What's smarter than a talking bird? And why can't you iron a four-leaf clover? You'll find out in this book chock-full of fun puns! Learn puns that are hilariously punny, plus a few that will make you groan and guffaw all at once.
Author: Georgia Beth
Publisher: Laugh Your Socks Office!
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction
What do polar bears eat for lunch? Icebergers! Crack yourself up with jokes like this one in this book filled with hilarious puns.
" I've watched the Oscars sporadically; not so much lately. My wife Pat, however, is an ardent watcher and this book is inspired by her.
Author: Paul Frishkoff
Films have been an integral part of my life. My first childhood trip to a theater was to see "Lassie Come Home", during which - I've been told-I yelled out "Let that dog go, you mean men!" I've watched the Oscars sporadically; not so much lately. My wife Pat, however, is an ardent watcher and this book is inspired by her. Moreover, she has been the main auditory guinea pig for the puns in this and my prior two books.The format is a selected list of Best Film nominees over the years with two puns accompanying each, chosen to match the film's title and-occasionally-its content. About originality: I have very good recall; as far as I know, each pun in this book (and my other two pun books) is "original" in the sense that I haven't heard or read any of them before. (The two exceptions are prominently asterisked.) However, given a couple of billion English speakers in the world, it is debatable that no one, nowhere, could have had the same thought as I did.About delectability: puns, in my experience, are most easily digested if read sparsely, no more than two a day. Gluttons beware! If you don't "get" a pun, try saying it out loud. (You can practice on some of the attributions at the end of this preface.)
This sidesplitting collection will arm readers with the perfect joke for any occasion! AUTHOR: William Donohue performs stand-up comedy at various Boston-area bars.
Author: William Donohue
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world's greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you're looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!
You'll soon become flu went!) * What do you call a stolen Venetian boat? (Gone-dola!) Punsters and language lovers will find it hard to put this book down. But Yale's entertaining style makes it impossible to overdo wit!
Author: David R. Yale
Publisher: Healthy Relationship Press
This winning combination of very funny puns and clever satire is the latest collection of wordplays from Champion punster David R. Yale, whose earlier book, Pun Enchanted Evenings, won the 2011 Global eBook Award for humor. Yale's collection of 823 wildly original word plays includes droll daffynitions that turn your understanding of common words insight out, and playful pun stories with priceless PUNchlines. Covering almost every subject from airplanes to zoology, Yale's puns about doctors, relationships, cats & dogs, lawyers, teenagers, food, knights, Greek gods, writers, farmers, bankers, politics -- and lots more -- guarantee a full 1,000 gigglebytes of belly laughs. In addition to Yale's puns, and information on new scientific studies proving the mental superiority of punsters, HomesPun Humor showcases the work of 16 of the world's best punsters, including O. Henry Pun-Off, Punderdome(R), and Punsr champs! In addition, HomesPun Humor reveals confidential insider information you won't find anywhere else: * The secret of efficient hay farming? (Slow mow shun!) * The name of an opera about smiling cows. (Low-and-grin!) * Why the army won't serve second helpings of ice cream. (That would be re-treating!) * What must you never plant on a green roof. (Leeks!) * Leading doctor's secret for getting over the grippe. (Study French. You'll soon become flu went!) * What do you call a stolen Venetian boat? (Gone-dola!) Punsters and language lovers will find it hard to put this book down. But Yale's entertaining style makes it impossible to overdo wit!
Clean Jokes for Kids is the perfect collection of kid-friendly jokes that will keep you and your friends and family laughing out loud!
Author: Betty Foster
Clean Jokes for Kids is the perfect collection of kid-friendly jokes that will keep you and your friends and family laughing out loud! Whether you're stuck in the house or on a road trip, these jokes will have everyone cracking up. 250+ jokes! Good, clean family fun riddles, knock-knocks, and more Use this children's book to start your child's love for reading or possibly their career as a comedian.
We sure hope so, because we love silly puns so much that we put together this book of hundreds of the best puns of all time. Presenting: The Mini Jokiest Puns Book! But just what is a pun, exactly? Well, call us a grounded aircraft, because
Author: Brian Boone
Publisher: Castle Point Books
Category: Juvenile Nonfiction
What dinosaur knows the most words? The thesaurus. The amazing Jokiest Joking Joke Book series just went miniature! A punderdome of fun awaits in this pocket-sized edition of a very funny, very punny book of laughter. Featuring hundreds of hilarious jokes for kids, along with clever black-and-white illustrations, it’s a gut-busting way to a funnier day at home or on the go. The Mini Jokiest Puns Book is mini in size, but giant in fun!
Laugh with dads, not at them, with these 200 hilariously hokey knee-slappers and puns! A potato walks into a bar. All eyes were on him: this is just one example of the 200 hilariously hokey knee-slappers and puns in Dad Jokes.
Author: John Brueckner
Publisher: Cider Mill Press
Laugh with dads, not at them, with these 200 hilariously hokey knee-slappers and puns! A potato walks into a bar. All eyes were on him: this is just one example of the 200 hilariously hokey knee-slappers and puns in Dad Jokes. Tired of the same humdrum ill-fitting pants jokes, or jabs about turkeys being flightless birds? This perfect Father’s Day gift will keep the dads in your life on the pulse of family-friendly corny humor that is all new and exclusive to this book. With Dad Jokes on hand, everyone will be laughing with dads, not at them!
This book is ideal for you if you are a roofer and of course it will also make a great gift for a roofer too, so buy this roofers joke book now!
Author: Chester Croker
Publisher: Independently Published
If you're looking for funny roofer jokes you've certainly come to the right place. Brand new in March 2019 this roofers joke book is quite possibly the best collection of roofer jokes you will find anywhere and some of the gags will make you laugh out loud that's for sure.We hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best roofer humor - with puns and gags galore.This is ideal for you if you are a roofer and of course it will also make a great gift for a roofer too, so buy this roofers joke book now!
Have you ever been in a situation where you need to lighten the mood, or just want a few moments to make your friends, family or coworkers laugh? There's no better way to do that than by telling them a joke. Jokes, riddles, and funny stories are a time-tested method to put anyone in a better mood, or even impress that special someone by showing off your humorous side. Gathered in this collection are some of the funniest, wittiest, dumbest, most groan-inducing jokes you and your soon-to-be-audience have ever heard. Be prepared to chuckle, snort, laugh out loud, and even roll your eyes at the jokes, stories, anecdotes, and riddles in this book. Warning: There are some... how should I put it? Less than work-appropriate jokes in here. Some may even be downright offensive to some people. Know your audience before telling some of these jokes or, at least, be open to the thought that not everyone has the same sense of humor as you do. (They're just wet blankets, though. They don't deserve to laugh at your jokes, anyways!) Please, enjoy! This book may contain material that can be considered lewd or offensive.
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