Are you looking for a quirky dad gift for Father's Day?
Author: Nico Neruda
Are you looking for a quirky dad gift for Father's Day? Look no further. Your dad will love this 2-in-1 journal with hilarious corny dad jokes on every page. Sneak Peek of a few jokes Dad: I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. "How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it." Dad: What happened when the two antennas got married? Well, the ceremony was kinda boring, but the reception was great! Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up. - - - - - - - - - Make him laugh his belly out with these brilliant cringeworthy jokes A great choice as Father's Day gift. Interior: 6 * 9 size ~ 108 pages Blank lined interior for use as notes / diary / journal
Praise for A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms “Readers who already love Martin and his ability to bring visceral human drama out of any story will be thrilled to find this trilogy brought together and injected with extra life.”—Booklist ...
Author: George R. R. Martin
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Taking place nearly a century before the events of A Game of Thrones, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms compiles the first three official prequel novellas to George R. R. Martin’s ongoing masterwork, A Song of Ice and Fire. NAMED ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR BY LOS ANGELES TIMES AND BUZZFEED These never-before-collected adventures recount an age when the Targaryen line still holds the Iron Throne, and the memory of the last dragon has not yet passed from living consciousness. Before Tyrion Lannister and Podrick Payne, there was Dunk and Egg. A young, naïve but ultimately courageous hedge knight, Ser Duncan the Tall towers above his rivals—in stature if not experience. Tagging along is his diminutive squire, a boy called Egg—whose true name is hidden from all he and Dunk encounter. Though more improbable heroes may not be found in all of Westeros, great destinies lay ahead for these two . . . as do powerful foes, royal intrigue, and outrageous exploits. Featuring more than 160 all-new illustrations by Gary Gianni, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is a must-have collection that proves chivalry isn’t dead—yet. Praise for A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms “Readers who already love Martin and his ability to bring visceral human drama out of any story will be thrilled to find this trilogy brought together and injected with extra life.”—Booklist “The real reason to check out this collection is that it’s simply great storytelling. Martin crafts a living, breathing world in a way few authors can. . . . [Gianni’s illustrations] really bring the events of the novellas to life in beautiful fashion.”—Tech Times “Stirring . . . As Tolkien has his Silmarillion, so [George R. R.] Martin has this trilogy of foundational tales. They succeed on their own, but in addition, they succeed in making fans want more.”—Kirkus Reviews (starred review) “Pure fantasy adventure, with two of the most likable protagonists George R. R. Martin has ever penned.”—Bustle “A must-read for Martin’s legion of fans . . . a rousing prelude to [his] bestselling Song of Ice and Fire saga . . . rich in human drama and the colorful worldbuilding that distinguishes other books in the series.”—Publishers Weekly
For the first time in over a thousand years the Seven Kingdoms of Justava are at peace with each other.
Author: Harry G. Sherwin
For the first time in over a thousand years the Seven Kingdoms of Justava are at peace with each other. As age old tensions melt away, the people are able to rest easily in their homes, safe in the knowledge that war will trouble them no longer. But a new power is growing in the heart of Justava, an unseen malice that threatens to destroy the fragile peace and throw Justava back into chaos and war. With the evil Necromancer Empire spreading to every corner of the Seven Kingdoms, it falls upon two young elves who lost everything to this new evil to make a stand. Together, Brenik and Nalia must overcome age old prejudices and travel deep into the wilds of Justava in order to raise their banner and ignite the fires of rebellion.
Despite being from different worlds, dragonewt Nid and human girl Juana have forged a bond. But when Juana catches the eye of a circus showman, she is snatched up while Nid is left adrift in the ocean. Will Nid survive his watery ordeal? And will Juana escape the showman''s clutches, or be part of his traveling freak show forever?
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Author: Norman Davies
An evocative account of fourteen European kingdoms-their rise, maturity, and eventual disappearance. There is something profoundly romantic about lost civilizations. Europe's past is littered with states and kingdoms, large and small, that are scarcely remembered today, and while their names may be unfamiliar-Aragon, Etruria, the Kingdom of the Two Burgundies-their stories should change our mental map of the past. We come across forgotten characters and famous ones-King Arthur and Macbeth, Napoleon and Queen Victoria, right up to Stalin and Gorbachev-and discover how faulty memory can be, and how much we can glean from these lost empires. Davies peers through the cracks in the mainstream accounts of modern-day states to dazzle us with extraordinary stories of barely remembered pasts, and of the traces they left behind. This is Norman Davies at his best: sweeping narrative history packed with unexpected insights. Vanished Kingdoms will appeal to all fans of unconventional and thought-provoking history, from readers of Niall Ferguson to Jared Diamond.
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Author: Kiyohisa Tanaka
Publisher: Seven Seas Entertainment
Category: Comics & Graphic Novels
Ever since mild-mannered dragonewt Nid met Juana, his life has been one adventure after another. But what exactly is Juana? And how did she manage to survive when her kind supposedly went extinct ages ago? As their search for Juana's family comes to a conclusion, Nid realizes that finding out the truth might mean losing his best friend.
But this is a fatal mistake, because in the Academy, only the strongest succeed--or survive.Book Three - The Witch-Hunt Cendrilla faces her most challenging adventure.
Author: Cordelia Castel
An enchanted staff. An anti-magic regime. An escape into a world of fairytale villains.Cendrilla has two choices--and they could both mean death. When she is forcibly betrothed to a murderous ogre, she faces a short, brutal life. She can think of only one way out: escaping into the United Kingdom of Seven's badlands. Armed with just her wits and a powerful and illegal brand of magic, will Cendrilla reach safety and defeat her foes?Contains the first three novels in the action-packed Seven Kingdoms Series:Book One - The MagestaffCendrilla's hand in marriage has been given to Lord Bluebeard--an ogre with a violent temper, a pack of attack hounds, and six dead wives in his basement. And she goes on the run to avoid becoming his next victim. Book Two - The AcademyCendrilla joins the Anti-Magic Academy to escape her betrothal to Lord Bluebeard. But this is a fatal mistake, because in the Academy, only the strongest succeed--or survive.Book Three - The Witch-Hunt Cendrilla faces her most challenging adventure. Armed with just her wits and a powerful and illegal brand of magic, will Cendrilla rescue the women she swore to protect?Perfect for fans of Xena The Warrior Princess, Brienne of Tarth, and Celaena Sardothien! Get it now.
The King of the Giants has met his match… When her brother goes missing, Ruth Hallbrook follows the only lead that she has – a story told to her by a strange woman she meets in town.
Author: S.E. Smith
Publisher: Montana Publishing
The King of the Giants has met his match… When her brother goes missing, Ruth Hallbrook follows the only lead that she has – a story told to her by a strange woman she meets in town. Armed with a ‘magical’ shell that will supposedly guide her, all she has to do is repeat the words she hears when she puts it to her ear. That would have been fine if she could have understood what it was saying! One wrong word lands her in a kingdom filled with giants, including one very large, irritating one who thinks she belongs in his gilded cage – fat chance of that! An opportunity to escape for a little peace and quiet turns into a disaster when Koorgan, the King of the Giants, finds himself stuck in an old well. Unable to climb out, he is sure his only hope of rescue will come from the search party eventually finding him. The last thing he expects is his rescuer to be barely larger than his hand. Afraid that something might happen to the tiny creature, he feels duty bound to help her find her missing brother and return her to her world. The trouble is, the more time he spends with her, the less he wants to let her go. Life is dangerous on the Isle of Giants for the diminutive Ruth. It will take every skill this King of the Giants possesses to protect her. Guided by the legend of a mythical plant said to have created the giants, Koorgan will not rest until he can find a way to keep Ruth by his side. Find out if love can overcome the barrier created by a misspoken spell!
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Author: Thomas H LichtensteinPublish On: 2020-05-28
Unicorns have never had an adventure quite like this!They can fly and use magic, but they are in for the battle of their lives.Set in the far future but in a land reminiscent of the distant past, this is a must-read Y/A fantasy fans.
Author: Thomas H Lichtenstein
Publisher: Independently Published
Unicorns have never had an adventure quite like this!They can fly and use magic, but they are in for the battle of their lives.Set in the far future but in a land reminiscent of the distant past, this is a must-read Y/A fantasy fans."If you've always wanted to read a book about an evil wizard who turns people into shrubs and flying dragon-pigs who cook and eat everything they see, then this is the book for you!"