Lawyers in Hell

Lawyers in Hell

Author: Janet Morris

Publisher: Kerlak Publishing

ISBN: 9781937035013

Category: Science fiction, American

Page: 456

View: 198

Heaven lays down the law and Hell gets more Hellish in Lawyers in Hell, marking the return of Heroes in Hell, the greatest shared universe of all times. The Commandments weren't merely suggestions - and there were over three hundred of them. And now, as the Higher Powers send auditors through the underworlds to dispense yet greater injustice, heroes and villains from all of history are about to be reminded that sin doesn't pay ... and in Hell, neither does virtue. All this and more peril in Perdition await in 22 tales that will make you fear for your immortal soul...."
Categories: Science fiction, American

Lawyers from Hell Joke Book

Lawyers from Hell Joke Book

A collection of jokes contributed by lawyers themselves, offers a humorous look at the supposed greed and amorality of the profession

Author: Ellie Grossman

Publisher: Signet Book

ISBN: 0451177584

Category: Humor

Page: 140

View: 160

A collection of jokes contributed by lawyers themselves, offers a humorous look at the supposed greed and amorality of the profession
Categories: Humor

The Moment of Choice Do Lawyers Go to Hell

The Moment of Choice  Do Lawyers Go to Hell

Thinking this a joke, but it was his moment of choice! Elliott makes a different moment of choice, so different it is unexpected. Read how Elliott left Earth going to Heaven and other paranormal events.

Author: Rebecca M. Bounds

Publisher: Do Lawyers Go to Hell

ISBN: 1723966908

Category: Fiction

Page: 94

View: 656

At some time in everyone's life, one has a moment of choice. It was the same for Elliott whom all through High School was preparing to follow in his dad footstep to become a Lawyer. His senior year he received a full schoolship to Harvard. All was going as planned until his best friend who became a Christian, brought Elliott a book titled WHY LAWYERS GO TO HELL? Thinking this a joke, but it was his moment of choice! Elliott makes a different moment of choice, so different it is unexpected. Read how Elliott left Earth going to Heaven and other paranormal events.
Categories: Fiction

Crouching Buzzard Leaping Loon

Crouching Buzzard  Leaping Loon

“Three or four of them, though the only one anyone ever pays much attention to is
our one phenomenally successful game called Lawyers from Hell.” “Lawyers
from Hell,” the chief said with a guffaw. “Damn! You sure got that—” Liz sighed.

Author: Donna Andrews

Publisher: Minotaur Books

ISBN: 9781466807945

Category: Fiction

Page: 304

View: 390

Poor Meg Langslow. She's blessed in so many ways. Michael, her boyfriend, is a handsome, delightful heartthrob who adores her. She's a successful blacksmith, known for her artistic wrought-iron creations. But somehow Meg's road to contentment is more rutted and filled with potholes than seems fair. There are Michael's and Meg's doting but demanding mothers, for a start. And then there's the fruitless hunt for a place big enough for the couple to live together. And a succession of crises brought on by the well-meaning but utterly wacky demands of her friends and family. Demands that Meg has a hard time refusing---which is why she's tending the switchboard of Mutant Wizards, where her brother's computer games are created, and handling all the office management problems that no one else bothers with. For companionship, besides a crew of eccentric techies, she has a buzzard with one wing---who she must feed frozen mice thawed in the office microwave---and Michael's mother's nightmare dog. Not to mention the psychotherapists who refuse to give up their lease on half of the office space, and whose conflicting therapies cause continuing dissension. This is not what Meg had in mind when she agreed to help her brother move his staff to new offices. In fact, the atmosphere is so consistently loony that the office mail cart makes several passes through the reception room, with the office practical joker lying on top of it pretending to be dead, before Meg realizes that he's become the victim of someone who wasn't joking at all. He's been murdered for real. Donna Andrews's debut book, Murder with Peacocks, won the St. Martin's Malice Domestic best first novel contest and reaped a harvest of other honors as well. This is the fourth book in the Meg Langslow series, which features the intrepid Meg and her cast of oddball relatives. Their capers are a lighthearted joy to read.
Categories: Fiction

Rogues in Hell

Rogues in Hell

Hot on the heels of Lawyers in Hell, the New Hell Sinday Times bestseller, comes ROGUES IN HELL... The war heats up, Satan antes up, and rogues go adventuring as Hell's landlord faces off with Heaven's auditors.

Author: Janet Morris

Publisher: Perseid Publishing

ISBN: 0985166878

Category: Fiction

Page: 500

View: 342

Hot on the heels of Lawyers in Hell, the New Hell Sinday Times bestseller, comes ROGUES IN HELL... The war heats up, Satan antes up, and rogues go adventuring as Hell's landlord faces off with Heaven's auditors. Veteran Hellions sin again and new writers fall from grace: Shirley Meier, Bradley H. Sinor, Michael Z. Williamson, Deborah Koren, Julie Cochrane, Bruce Durham, Janet Morris, Chris Morris, Richard Groller, H. David Blalock, Nancy Asire, Michael H. Hanson, Sarah Hulcy, Michael A. Armstrong, Larry Atchley, Jr., Bill Snider, Edward McKeown, John Manning, Jack William Finley, David L. Burkhead and Allan Gilbreath
Categories: Fiction

Murder With Puffins

Murder With Puffins

“I have to work on Lawyers from Hell.” Mother sighed. The whole family was still
anxiously waiting to see if Rob had, by chance, passed the bar exam in July.
Since he and his bar exam review group had whiled away the summer inventing
a ...

Author: Donna Andrews

Publisher: Minotaur Books

ISBN: 9781466807921

Category: Fiction

Page: 288

View: 104

Winner of the St. Martin's Malice Domestic Award in 1997 for her first work Murder With Peacocks, Donna Andrews brings back her zany characters and disasterous events. In an attempt to get away from her family, Meg and her boyfriend go to a tiny island off the coast of Maine. What could have been a romantic getaway slowly turns into disaster. Once there, they are marooned by a hurricane ahd that is only the beginning of their problems. Meg and her boyfriend arrive at the house only to discover that Meg's parents and siblings, along with their spouses are all there. When a murder takes place, Meg realizes that she and her boyfriend can no longer sit by a cozy fireplace, but must instead tramp around the muddy island to keep try and clear her father who is the chief suspect.
Categories: Fiction

What the Hell is Justice

 What the Hell is Justice

Author: Paul Hoffman


ISBN: STANFORD:36105044056666

Category: Criminal justice, Administration of

Page: 247

View: 401

Categories: Criminal justice, Administration of

A Living Hell

A Living Hell

While the tape was playing, the defense lawyer stood up to get the attention of
the judge. The DA saw what he was trying to do and cut off the recorder. “Your
Honor, may we approach the bench?” asked the attorney. The judge motioned
both ...

Author: "Thomas ""Tuch""" Payne

Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

ISBN: 9781469130569

Category: Fiction

Page: 205

View: 452

David a young soldier home on the fi rst day of his fi rst furlough and planning to marry his love Nell, was accused of murdering her sister. He was tried and convicted on the evidence that pointed only to him by the cleverness of another. He was to spend twenty years in prison before his strong faith and a quirk of remembering a strange secret by his once bride to be that led him to be a free man. To travel the countryside delivering his message of Faith. THOMAS
Categories: Fiction

Hell in Hong Kong

Hell in Hong Kong

ince my last court appearance I have sent out three messages through the
welfare office to my lawyers, with no response. We were having lunch when one
of the guards came to me saying my legal team was waiting to speak to me.

Author: Andy Ajukwu

Publisher: Second Half Publishing Co

ISBN: 9780985292607


Page: 201

View: 541

Andrew Bailey was an American on a business trip to China when he was arrested in Hong Kong for money laundering, a charge that carried a prison sentence of 3 to 14 years. In three different court appearances, he was continuously denied bail and remanded in prison custody for 77 days at the notorious Lai Chi Kok prison in Kowloon, Hong Kong. Eventually released on bail at his fourth appearance, Bailey was to spend another 57 days in house arrest while waiting to go on trial. Hell in Hong Kong is a gripping account of the 134 days of torture, misery, hopelessness, fear, and desperation he enduredand it is ultimately a story of the triumph of the human spirit.

Better to Reign in Hell

Better to Reign in Hell

According to the Oakland Tribune, Raiders attorney Roger Dryer “placed his
head in his hands as the judge gave a summary of the judgment” and initially
said, “We're ... For their part, Coliseum Board lawyers were celebrating and
vowing ...

Author: Jim Miller

Publisher: The New Press

ISBN: 9781595587879

Category: Sports & Recreation

Page: 336

View: 224

The silver-and-black-clad Oakland Raiders fans are the most notorious in American professional sports, with a mythic reputation for cursing, drinking, brawling, and generally wreaking mayhem. The devotion of the team’s multiracial, largely blue-collar supporters runs deep, creating a profound sense of community. As Jim Miller and Kelly Mayhew reveal in this hair-raising and entertaining new book, the self-described Raider Nation, smitten with its outlaw mystique, provides a gritty alternative to California’s sunshine-and-granola image. Over the course of the harrowing 2003 season, Miller and Mayhew explored the reality behind the myth and interviewed legions of rabid Raiders fans—from suburban families to bikers—while attending games in the “Black Hole” (the rowdiest section in Oakland’s stadium), frequenting sports bars, and crashing tailgate parties. Featuring the extraordinary photography of Joseph A. Blum, Better to Reign in Hell is both a rollicking tale of obsessive fandom and a fascinating study of the intersection of class, race, gender, and community in professional sports.
Categories: Sports & Recreation

Killing Her Softly

Killing Her Softly

... sharing a pot of coffee and discussing Quinn's legal problems—he would have
laughed in their face. Actually, he'd have said that it would be a cold day in hell
before he'd ever hire Walker to be his lawyer. Undoubtedly, hell had frozen over.

Author: Beverly Barton

Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corp.

ISBN: 9781420118704

Category: Fiction

Page: 416

View: 635

When A Killer Doesn't Want To Get Caught. . . The woman has been waiting impatiently on her satin sheets. Her lover knows exactly how to satisfy her. But this time, he has something else planned. . .something that will really take her breath away. . . There's Only One Way To Eliminate His Victims. . . In the courtroom, defense lawyer Quinn Cortez has a reputation as a ruthless predator who always gets what he wants. In the bedroom, it's no different. Quinn is an accomplished seducer with a long list of conquests. But now, someone has brutally slaughtered one of them, and Quinn has no memory of the night he was found in her home. . . Softly. . . Annabelle Vanderley wants justice for her murdered cousin, and if Quinn Cortez swears he can find the true killer, she's willing to give him the benefit of a doubt. But then another body is discovered. . .and another. . .each victim an ex-lover of Quinn's. Now, consumed by dread, Annabelle wonders just how close she may be to a twisted psychopath for whom her pain would be the ultimate pleasure. . . Praise For The Novels Of Beverly Barton "Smart, sexy and scary as hell. Beverly Barton just keeps getting better and better." --Lisa Jackson on The Fifth Victim "Fast-paced, multi-faceted, and absolutely riveting." --Linda Howard on As Good as Dead
Categories: Fiction

If It Takes 3 Years to Get There It Better Be One Hell of a Bar

If It Takes 3 Years to Get There It Better Be One Hell of a Bar

If you are a barrister student and you like sarcasm law school notebook this will be a great notebook.

Author: Law Student Lawyer School Teacher Paperb


ISBN: 1089966784


Page: 122

View: 677

If you are a barrister student and you like sarcasm law school notebook this will be a great notebook. People who like funny exam will like this fantastic legal services notebook.Awesome for men, woman, sister, brother, mother, dad, friends who like praise lawyers notebook. A great gift idea for birthday, christmas or any other occasion.Get this present to have the best judge student no

Ethics in Practice

Ethics in Practice

Hell. There. Will. Be. Lawyers. Without. Clients. or. Law. SUSAN P. KONIAK AND
GEORGE M. COHEN More than twenty ... Wasserstrom framed the debate in
legal ethics by asking two questions:1 Does the lawyer's duty to represent the
client ...

Author: Deborah L. Rhode

Publisher: Oxford University Press

ISBN: 0195347161

Category: Law

Page: 614

View: 293

Lawyers' ethics have been condemned for centuries, but they received little scholarly scrutiny until the last few decades. Ethics in Practice brings together leading experts in the emerging field of legal ethics to discuss the central dilemmas of practicing law. This collection cuts across conventional disciplinary boundaries to address the roles, responsibilities, and regulation of contemporary lawyers. Contributors address common concerns from diverse perspectives, including philosophy, psychology, economics, political science, and organizational behavior. Topics include the nature of professions, the structure of practice, the constraints of an adversarial system, the attorney-client relationship, the practical value of moral theory, the role of race and gender, and the public service responsibilities of lawyers and law students. Unique in both its breadth and its depth, this book redefines debates that are of enduring significance for both the profession and the public.
Categories: Law

Salvation in Hell

Salvation in Hell

Intercessors are Lawyers: Charles Finney, who had been a successful lawyer
before leading a great revival in America, said “Argumentative prayers are the
best kind of praying.” “Put Me in remembrance, let us plead together. Declare
thou ...

Author: Philip Marzec

Publisher: Pastor Philip Marzec

ISBN: 9781926582108


Page: 234

View: 945

Prophecies, arguments and experiences in favour of presenting the offer of salvation through the blood of Jesus to those who died without hearing the gospel. This is a technical and theological book with comprehensive scripture references.

The Inheritance from Hell

The Inheritance from Hell

During that time, our lawyers prepared me to testify. I studied and researched
stacks and stacks of papers, made notes and asked questions. Work on the
surveying came to a screeching halt. My treasurer and I e-mailed back and forth
almost ...

Author: R. D. Margot

Publisher: Mercer Publ & Ministrs Inc

ISBN: 9781460934340

Category: Family & Relationships

Page: 156

View: 550

A true story of a woman's struggle to manage an inheritance that defied settlement. After 19 years, she remains enmeshed. Only death can deliver her from the responsibility. How did she overcome obstacles and insurmountable odds to make it into a multi-million dollar fortune?
Categories: Family & Relationships

The Nixon Defense

The Nixon Defense

The Justice Department was investigating the legality of the contribution, which
had come to the Nixon committee in the form of four checks from a Mexico City
lawyer. I shared what I had learned from the reelection committee lawyers: “All
hell ...

Author: John W. Dean

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 9780698163461

Category: Biography & Autobiography

Page: 784

View: 157

Based on Nixon’s overlooked recordings, New York Times bestselling author John W. Dean connects the dots between what we’ve come to believe about Watergate and what actually happened Watergate forever changed American politics, and in light of the revelations about the NSA’s widespread surveillance program, the scandal has taken on new significance. Yet remarkably, four decades after Nixon was forced to resign, no one has told the full story of his involvement in Watergate. In The Nixon Defense, former White House Counsel John W. Dean, one of the last major surviving figures of Watergate, draws on his own transcripts of almost a thousand conversations, a wealth of Nixon’s secretly recorded information, and more than 150,000 pages of documents in the National Archives and the Nixon Library to provide the definitive answer to the question: What did President Nixon know and when did he know it? Through narrative and contemporaneous dialogue, Dean connects dots that have never been connected, including revealing how and why the Watergate break-in occurred, what was on the mysterious 18 1/2 minute gap in Nixon’s recorded conversations, and more. In what will stand as the most authoritative account of one of America’s worst political scandals, The Nixon Defense shows how the disastrous mistakes of Watergate could have been avoided and offers a cautionary tale for our own time. From the Trade Paperback edition.
Categories: Biography & Autobiography

Shakespeare s Insults for Lawyers

Shakespeare s Insults for Lawyers

Hell could not possibly be within ourselves because hell is always in the
company of lawyers . Hell is meant to be a rather annoying place where things
don ' t quite work out and a lot of people bother each other . Such conflict , as we
know , is ...

Author: William Shakespeare

Publisher: Clarkson Potter Publishers

ISBN: STANFORD:36105060395311

Category: Reference

Page: 80

View: 963

Gathers more than 190 insults targeted toward the legal profession, including insults for clients to give to lawyers and vice versa
Categories: Reference

Losing the Moon

Losing the Moon

... pattern of speech, the way in which she spoke of her intimate relationship with
the governor of Georgia. “Eliza contacted people at home. They hired lawyers,
bigwigs—hell, anyone to get me out of the mess I was in. They sent down a

Author: Patti Callahan Henry

Publisher: Penguin

ISBN: 1101117885

Category: Fiction

Page: 384

View: 891

In this vibrant debut novel from New York Times bestselling author Patti Callahan Henry, a happy wife and mother’s life is upended by the return of her first love. Like most mothers, Amy Reynolds has anticipated the moment when her son brings home his first serious girlfriend. But she’s shocked to meet the girl’s father. Nick Lowry was the college boyfriend who captivated her heart and soul and then, without a word of explanation or warning, disappeared. She still wonders what took him away from her. Amy’s marriage is satisfying, her teenage children thriving. She loves her beautifully restored home and her work teaching at the local college. She has long since buried her memories of Nick. But now that he is back in her life, she can’t help recalling the beach where they pledged their destinies together twenty years ago. She can’t help missing the young woman she was then, full of passion and promise. And she can’t help being tempted by the life she might have lived...might still live—even though making that choice would betray all she holds dear.
Categories: Fiction

Hell s Kitchen Homicide

Hell s Kitchen Homicide

“If there is even a hint that Lawton was mob connected,” Amanda began, “other
than as a defense lawyer, every single case he ever tried is going to be looked at,
probably appealed, maybe even thrown outcompletely. And since you can't retry

Author: Charles Kipps

Publisher: Simon and Schuster

ISBN: 1439141150

Category: Fiction

Page: 320

View: 404

AN AWARD-WINNING LAW & ORDER WRITER WHO KNOWS THE CITY STREETS LIKE FEW DO . . . A COP THRILLER THAT WILL HOLD YOU IN ITS GRIP. . . . Charles Kipps introduces Conor Bard, NYPD homicide detective and wanna-be rock star, in his suspense-packed debut novel. Hell’s Kitchen: The Manhattan neighborhood with a long history of cold-blooded crimes now witnesses one more—the murder of a hugely successful criminal defense lawyer with rumored Mafia ties, whose corpse is found on the banks of the Hudson River. Conor Bard’s investigation begins with a sexy, unfaithful widow who stands to inherit millions . . . and leads him to cross paths with a sorrowful, intriguing Albanian woman he can’t resist. Young enough to chase down bad guys, smart enough to know time’s ticking on his dreams of making it in the music business and finding the right woman, Conor will discover that time is more precious than even he may realize . . . as a tightening web of secrets, lies, and seduction may cut his own life short.
Categories: Fiction